(also on tumblr)
and by talk I mean rant
OKAY SO ROXAS IS REALLY REALLY REALLY INTO TRAINING
and by that I mean he’s literally so focused on his goal to complete Kingdom Hearts that he trains to become stronger in his downtime
in his downtime
just goes to show you how much of a perfect little weapon the Organization has turned him into huh? *cough*
but in all seriousness
26 of course stresses that training is very very important for him, mainly because he can only go into Roxas’s data and mess with his stats so many times because the longer Roxas is awake the more likely he is to notice that he’s gotten stronger without trying
so in a way the training might be a coverup for that
but I don’t think 26 expected Roxas to take it as far as he does
because Roxas doesn’t just train
he trains
he takes training TO HEART
AND HE GOES OUT ON HIS DOWNTIME
AND FIGHTS WHATEVER HE CAN if that’s going somewhere and fighting extra heartless regardlessof the fact he’s already met or exceeded his quota
Or he’ll just mill around the outskirts of TWTNW in that city and fight whatever helpless Nobodies are sitting around
like it doesn’t matter if they won’t actually go out of their way to attack him (because they’re on the same side y’know?)
he’d attack them anyway
and they’d fight back
out of
self
defense
AND HE’D SLAUGHTER THEM
also he’d probably end up fighting Neoshadows too because those are pretty common ‘round Memory’s Skyscraper
like he wouldn’t even care that he wasn’t gaining any hearts from fighting them (since they’re pureblood) he’d just be like TRAINING. FIGHT EVERYTHING IN SIGHT. WHOO.
ALSO HE’D SUMMON HIS SAMURAIS
BECAUSE HECK YEAH HE CAN CONTROL THEM IDC IF HE’S A REPLICA SHUSH
BUT HE’D SUMMON THEM
AND DUEL THEM
AGAIN
AND
AGAIN
He’d probably kill a hundred of them for training purposes alone
only to summon more
(that makes me sad poor nobodies they’re like “yes master? mASTER? WHAT ARE YOU?? STOAPPHHALSKDFJahshfufbufsofjds”)
but he would
And 26 would keep drilling him
y’know those missions where they make you fight a lot of Dusks/survive for a certain amount of time/pots idk there are missions in TWTNW in Days we all remember them don’t we?
But 26 would drill him on those, standing up on those platforms above the Hall of Empty Melodies (or whatever that room’s name is) and he’d just sit and watch as Roxas fought Dusks and when Roxas was looking tired he’d just banish the dusks, throw a curaga at Roxas, and tell him to go restock
AND EVENTUALLY ROXAS WOULD GET PISSED LIKE
Roxas: again!
26: You need to restock—
Roxas: again!
26: Roxas, you should restock your magic and your potiosn and-
Roxas: I don’t frikkin care about that! Run it again! I can do it this time!
and he’d keep going until he couldn’t anymore
26 would occasionally throw a Curaga his way because a dead Roxas can’t do anything
but Roxas would be out of magic and potions and eventually he’d just be exhausted and he only stops because 26 literally has to call Axel or someone to drag Roxas to his room because he is going to wear himself into nothingness at this rate
ALSO HE FIGHTS ORG MEMBERS
EVERYDAY
JUST LIKE HUNTS ONE DOWN
"SPAR WITH ME DAMMIT"
and of course Axel would be more than happy to most of the time, and Demyx would for a bit until Roxas seriously kicks his butt. Then he’d just whine like crazy about it (he probably went on for weeks about it)
and Luxord would be like “alright I’ll spar. but you owe me a game of cards afterwards” (haha I bet Roxas’d SUCK at cards probs but he’d end up fighting Luxord so much and having to play cards in return that he eventually gets good at it not because he wants to but because he does it so much)
AND THEN XIGBAR AND HIS CLONE
THEY’D JUST
Well they’d agree immediately if he asked
But even if he didn’t ask
THEY’D JUST SHOOT HIM RANDOMLY AND BE LIKE
"Hey kiddo you better fight back battles happen when they happen not on a schedule you can’t pick and choose c’mon"
and he’d just be like “don’t call me kiddo!” while thinking heck yeah and launching himself at Xigbar/his clone (idk who’d start it. either of them would or they’d gang up on him. this is all more than feasible)
ALSO I HAVE A VERY VIVID IMAGE IN MY HEAD OF ROXAS AND XALDIN SPARRING but i can’t come up with anything witty/interesting for it sO
ROXAS ALSO PROBS GETS SOME OF THE REPLICAS TO FIGHT HIM TOO
like he’ll talk to a Vexen and be like “c’mon it’s best if I get used to fighting everything and everyone right?” and they can’t argue with that logic so they’ll agree to spar
and he can probably talk a Marluxia or a Lexaeus into it without a problem because they like fighting
And there are only a few Larxenes left and I don’t see any of them just RANDOMLY agreeing to fight with him
so i bet he’d just go up and bug one of them until they got pissed at him and threw a bolt of lightning at him but he’s got his blade up, blocks the blow, and he’s just got that glint in his eye like cmon let’s go
And if he has to he will flat out attack them until they fight back
holy moly Roxas
BUT ALSO THIS MAKES ME HAPPY BEYOND REASON SO
YAY GETTING EXCITED OVER THINGS WHOO
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